Weird phone conversations ...

I declare today as the day of weird phone conversations.
First I had my mom on the phone and it was the call from the Twilight Zone. Somehow she was distracted that anything I said to her had to be repeated twice if not more times so she would react. Strange :s

The second phone call I got from a mate of mine I went to university with. We got talking and then ended up going into reminiscence of old times at the uni. Now the weird part was when he told me he never made a pass at me because a mutual friend of ours also part of our gang had told him I was in love with said mutual friend.
Hello??? I couldn't stop laughing when he told me I had have sex with that guy. Yeah right as if I would have sex with someone who I can't take seriously.
Well to tell the truth we once kissed, but that was after the consumation of a complete bottle of Glenfiddich and I was more or less jumped by said friend. I was never in love with him nor did I have the hots for him either (and I can tell that any warm thoughts towards him would have ceased after the clumsy kiss he gave me ... I do not react lightly to tonsil examination out of the blue .s) Gosh, that is so ludicrous, the thought even makes me shudder (not shiver mind you). I could have never ... well to make a long story short my friend thought this guy and I had a hot affair as we had been to France together and this guy even told ppl we had hot sex. Hehehehehe, I had hot sex in France, no doubt about it, but just not with this particular guy. How he does know I crept out of the room we all slept in is beyond me.

Weird phone conversations ...

I declare today as the day of weird phone conversations.
First I had my mom on the phone and it was the call from the Twilight Zone. Somehow she was distracted that anything I said to her had to be repeated twice if not more times so she would react. Strange :s

The second phone call I got from a mate of mine I went to university with. We got talking and then ended up going into reminiscence of old times at the uni. Now the weird part was when he told me he never made a pass at me because a mutual friend of ours also part of our gang had told him I was in love with said mutual friend.
Hello??? I couldn't stop laughing when he told me I had have sex with that guy. Yeah right as if I would have sex with someone who I can't take seriously.
Well to tell the truth we once kissed, but that was after the consumation of a complete bottle of Glenfiddich and I was more or less jumped by said friend. I was never in love with him nor did I have the hots for him either (and I can tell that any warm thoughts towards him would have ceased after the clumsy kiss he gave me ... I do not react lightly to tonsil examination out of the blue .s) Gosh, that is so ludicrous, the thought even makes me shudder (not shiver mind you). I could have never ... well to make a long story short my friend thought this guy and I had a hot affair as we had been to France together and this guy even told ppl we had hot sex. Hehehehehe, I had hot sex in France, no doubt about it, but just not with this particular guy. How he does know I crept out of the room we all slept in is beyond me.

Weird phone conversations ...

I declare today as the day of weird phone conversations.
First I had my mom on the phone and it was the call from the Twilight Zone. Somehow she was distracted that anything I said to her had to be repeated twice if not more times so she would react. Strange :s

The second phone call I got from a mate of mine I went to university with. We got talking and then ended up going into reminiscence of old times at the uni. Now the weird part was when he told me he never made a pass at me because a mutual friend of ours also part of our gang had told him I was in love with said mutual friend.
Hello??? I couldn't stop laughing when he told me I had have sex with that guy. Yeah right as if I would have sex with someone who I can't take seriously.
Well to tell the truth we once kissed, but that was after the consumation of a complete bottle of Glenfiddich and I was more or less jumped by said friend. I was never in love with him nor did I have the hots for him either (and I can tell that any warm thoughts towards him would have ceased after the clumsy kiss he gave me ... I do not react lightly to tonsil examination out of the blue .s) Gosh, that is so ludicrous, the thought even makes me shudder (not shiver mind you). I could have never ... well to make a long story short my friend thought this guy and I had a hot affair as we had been to France together and this guy even told ppl we had hot sex. Hehehehehe, I had hot sex in France, no doubt about it, but just not with this particular guy. How he does know I crept out of the room we all slept in is beyond me.